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charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

thekingwizard:

One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 

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whensheseesbrightlights:

Some thoughts after driving around all morning:

1. I’m not sure why people think that slowing down is the same as stopping. A STOP sign requires you to STOP. Moving slowly is not the same as stopping, by the way. If you’re in an exam and your teacher asks you to stop writing, you are not allowed to just slowly write for a couple more minutes. Same logic. 

2. If you’re using your phone while driving, I will assume that you are on a murderous rampage. If you so desperately need to have your phone attached to you at all times: do not drive. Your stupid phone call to your mum or text to your boyfriend is not worth the risk of killing someone else.

Okay, have a nice day. Try to drive without killing people.

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